Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, I'll tell you 'bout when
I became the ring-bearing hobbit of Bag End

In The Shire, Hobbiton born and raised
Where I expected peacefully to live out my days
Chillin' out, smokin' and tokin' the weed
And blowin' the smoke rings with the Big G
When a couple of dwarves came a-knockin' at my door
And then another couple, and then even more
One unexpected party - thought Gandalf was a friend
He said "you're leavin', say bye-bye to Bag End"
I begged and argued, Baggins stay in their home
An' goin' on adventures is a hobbitual no-no
But he said I was a burglar and he gave me no choice
So I got on my pony, headed off with the boys
Hold on.. trolls?!? We're gettin' owned
Keep 'em talkin' 'til sun-up, hopin' they get stoned
Searchin' their cave, maybe find some mithril mail?
Ooh, now there's a Sting in the tale
What now? A loada goblins, that's what they call 'em
I'll hide in the dark 'n' swap riddles with Gollum
If he'd caught me, I'd've come to a bad end
But he wasn't prepared for the hobbit of Bag End

[Verse 3]
What next?
Escaped the goblins, now in parts foreign
Saw spiders in the wood, and the elves had caught Thorin
And then they got the rest, was a helluva shakedown
So I put 'em in some barrels, we went floatin' to Laketown
Fin'ly found the dragon, sittin' on his hoard
There was such a spread I thought "Smaug is bored"
And a dragon can fly, and it can burn and rend
So I thought "Get this bur-a-hobbit back to Bag End"

[Verse 4]
So that's
Pretty much the story - wasn't it brillian'?
The Arkenstone of Thrain is one in Silmarillion
I got back to Hobbiton - There and Back Again
Now I'm back in my hole as the Baggins of Bag End