Here comes the CIH,
It's the CIH, here comes the CIH.
Here comes the CIH,
Watch out for his whiskers.

The big cat wears a hat remember that,
Just in case you ever face to face and make contact,
The title that he takes, CIH, means you better watch out or he'll scratch your face.
He'll chase you up the stairs,
With his long sharp claws and his big striped hat on,
Hide in shadows, hear his purr, better watch out if you see his fur.
But no he ain't like no other jocks,
He don't drink no milk, and he don't use no litter box,
Heard someone meow? Watch your back, cuz you never quite know where the CIH is at.

Here comes the CIH,
Throwing kitty litter.
Here comes the CIH,
Better feed him dinner.

On the coldest and darkest night,
On the horizon,
You see his eyes shine like headlights.
He'll steal your tuna when you leave the room,
And when you return prepare to meet your doom,
You can tell he's mad when you see him,
With his ears back, and his tail up.
Pinch yourself to see if you're dreaming,
And if not you better start screaming.
Don't make a sound if you hear him lickin',
Know what I mean? That's your chance to start getting wicked on him,
Grab your yarn, your catnip, your tuna fish,
And make a trap he just cannot resist.
So just don't go near him, if you ever do hear him,
Steer clear of him, just fear him.
CIH coming to scratch your back,
What's that stand for?
Cat In Hat.

Let me see you just pounce with me,
Just pounce with me, just pounce with me come on.
Let me see you just purr with me,
Just purr with me, just purr with me come on.
Let me see you just scratch with me,
Just scratch with me, just scratch with me come on,
Now use your whiskers.
Now meow!

Here comes the CIH,
Throwing kitty litter.
Here comes the CIH,
Better give him dinner.

Now listen, let me tell you in a hurry,
I know he might be real furry,
But trust me if he ever comes for you,
Believe me, there is something you can do.
Just hide in the closet with a baseball bat,
And when he comes in give him a great big whack.
Now go on with your life, forget the CIH,
Cause too much thinking can cause a headache.

There went the CIH,
Whacked him with a big bat.
There went the CIH,
Knocked him out of his hat.
There went the CIH,
Whacked him like a baseball.
There went the CIH,
Knocked him into the wall.