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Song Parodies -> "Jonathan King"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Stand It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wilco

Parody Song Title:

"Jonathan King"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Paedo
He's got the thing, the thing to fiddle with you
He was a glam rock king
Like Gary Glitter this needs to stop

In fact that was the
Last of the 21 child catchers
Now we've got Ian Watkins
The bloke off Lostprophets is welsh again

Can't believe it
Can't do it
Can't stand it then
Well tough tits
Can't do that
Can't do, can't do, can't do that

What are we listening to then
Gary Glitter and 10cc
But now what are we listening to
Imagine Dragons and Nicki Minaj
Back in, 92
We listened to Therapy? and Dire Straits

Can't believe it
Can't behold it, you fools
Can't stand them
Well, F off
Can't bare them
Can't bare them
Can't bare them, bare them, bare them
Bare them, bare them

Leave them, leave them, leave them, leave them alone
Leave them, leave them, leave them, leave them alone
Leave them, leave them, leave them, leave them alone
Leave them, leave them, leave them, leave them alone
Leave them, leave them, leave them, leave them alone
Jonathan King

Can't believe it
Can't behold it
Can't bare them
Can't detest them
Can't listen to their 70s work anymore
Can't bare them

Well, tough tits
Can't bare them
Can't bare them
Can't bare them
Can't bare them
Bare them, bare them, bare them, bare them, bare them
Oh, bare them

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