i thought that you stopped
whispering to my ears
bringing me my devotion and my sweetest decline
nobody knows you're free, just in Bahamas
but you need to always know and say 'aint shite grand'
but before you know
it's always free
cracking up and bending your brains are what we used to do
aint shite grand

Shite lives in bins for years
lives also in boxes and household waste
also lives finished in big boxes
and also not to mention next to clothes' horses
oh, i forgot to mention bins and driven to garbagemen

See you soon
say goodbye
say 'thank you' to the garbageman
he drives his van back to where he's from
and that'll be that
but hey aint shite grand

it's my life that i want a wonderwall
i speak it better like a masterplan
or perhaps a two princes, maybe j-j-j-ust a hindu time
i ain't a brimful of asha anymore
or an Alison Krauss starting to happen
but before you go, it's always everlong

but you know
what a load of shite
it is theft to the only world
rape me Satan, choke me Lord
shite, shite, shite, ain't shite grand

holding before you see
(holding before you see)
you are a midget ghost
(midget ghost)
but when you'll get to see, it is my friend no more
so let me just take-take you like a screamadelica
hoorah

that's all we can get for a red red wine
a voice of a old puppet series says 'wonderwall'
i want a brown one next, then a informer like Snow
Bobbitt punched holes in doors then (CHOKING SOUND) gurched his wife

i am free, to be free
just like Gump in a Wigan forest
even his shite is good
but actually named his kid Vasoline
but baby, tell me aint shite grand

did i hear that before
yes i did
it's not a famous song anymore
time takes time, shite takes shite
but baby, don't you know that aint shite grand