Before I arrived at Penn State Shenango,
Trivia wasn't a big craze, oh, don't you know
Then all of a sudden, don't you realize
At orientation, I won more than one good prize

Later that year, I decided to take part
In the History FaceOff, oh, I am so smart
I won in two thousand five and again the next year
Whoever has ears ought to hear

Some people think trivia is a passion
For me and Missa Eaton, it's an obsession
We are the king and queen of trivia on the campus
We will defeat you if you go up against us

Many times I considered trying out for "Jeopardy!"
But every time I considered, I backed out, don't you see
I feared that if I got on, it would've sounded so scary
I would've lost to Ken Jennings and to Drew Carey

AND TO DREW...CAREY!