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Song Parodies -> "More Newman Than Newman"

Original Song Title:

"More Human Than Human"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

White Zombie

Parody Song Title:

"More Newman Than Newman"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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An ode to the odious--Jerry Seinfeld's least favorite mailman, the diabolical Newman.

More Newman than Newman

Yeah
I am the fatso creep
Ingratiating smile
With an arrogant streak, yeah

I am the trawling snail
A hand inside your box
Reader of your mail

Way on the creepy side
Peek into your past
While you duck and hide, yeah

Rip off the plastic skin
Pop into a Tart
Snap into a Slim Jim, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman

Yeah
I am the middle man
When Kramer is around
I'm his right and wrong hand, say

I am malevolent
A Bond-level cad
A tad belligerent, yeah

Do not minimize
Be another sucker
For my toxic lies, yeah

In my apartment lair
I rip atomic farts
In my white underwear, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman

Yeah
I am the postal man
Misplacing Jerry's mail
Cause I jolly well can, yeah

I am the king of fat
I got more lives
Than a litter of cats, yeah

More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman
More Newman than Newman

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Brock O'Brahma - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
It's civil servants like Newman and Cliff Clavin what ruined the post office. Sorry, can't stop politicizing. Here's a 55.5 cent stamp. (the gov't keeps the other 1/2 cent)
Rob Arndt - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent delivery (pun intended)-555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments!
Stooge - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Love Seinfeld! Love the OS! Love the parody!
Porfle Popnecker - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Love your comment!
Michael Pacholek - June 30, 2012 - Report this comment
You didn't mail it in.
Porfle Popnecker - June 30, 2012 - Report this comment
I was afraid Newman would intercept it!

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