-> "You Will Never Be A Woman"
Original Song Title:
"Your Woman"
Parody Song Title:
"You Will Never Be A Woman"
The Lyrics
Don’t tell me what your pronouns are, you freak
You will never have a womb or ovaries
You can’t give birth and your outlook is bleak
You’re just a bloke who’s got some brain disease
You know most of us would not lament
If you joined the 41 percent
You people all have lowbrow Marxist ways
Your hair dyed blue and pink, it’s so cliche
How did the world get so gay?
Well, I know what you say is wrong
To the fairer sex you can’t possibly belong
You will never be a woman
You will never be a woman
You will never be a woman
You will never be a woman
Well, I watched an athlete yesterday
She said that she’d been practicing all year
But she did much too well, I gotta say
Really makes me think something’s wrong here
It can only mean that she’s a man
Just look at the size of those big hands
And what are her genes? XXY?
That just can’t be true…God don’t lie!
How did the world get so gay?
Well, I know what you say is wrong
To the fairer sex she can’t possibly belong
She will never be a woman
She will never be a woman
You will never be a woman
You will never be a woman
Well, you know that I don’t need proof
J. K. Rowling only has ever spoke the truth
You will never be a woman
You will never be a woman
You will never be a woman
You will never be a woman
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