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Song Parodies -> "Rocky Road McDonald's 5: On Her Majesty's Secret Rocky Road McDonald's"

Original Song Title:

"Rock and Roll McDonald's"

Original Performer:

Wesley Willis

Parody Song Title:

"Rocky Road McDonald's 5: On Her Majesty's Secret Rocky Road McDonald's"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

As we enter the last chapter of the Rocky Road McDonald's saga, let us take a fond look back at the other chapters: Chapter 1, A Missão, Rocky Road McDonald's With a Vengeance, and The Crackdown. And now, back to the closing chapter! Enjoy the parody!
McDonald’s is really MI6 headquarters.
It is a restaurant where you have to know the secret code.
The secret code is hidden in the music.
You only hear the music when you eat rocky road.

Rocky Road McDonald’s. [x4]

McDonald’s made James Bond fat.
Now he can’t get in his Aston Martin.
How will he firewall the throttle now?
Blofeld and SPECTRE will give him an ass-whoopin’.

Rocky Road McDonald’s. [x4]


McDonald’s needed a new secret agent.
They had to make do with Sterling Archer.
But he dropped some rocky road on the floor.
Now they have ants.

Rocky Road McDonald’s. [x4]

Rock over Lincoln,
Rock on, Chepachet.
Five Guys: Always fresh.
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by 26 or 28 grams of fat.

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