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Song Parodies -> "The One Million Price"

Original Song Title:

"The Alternative Polka"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"The One Million Price"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Here is a supermarket song that will going to have.
Soy un cashman!
I'm a winner, baby
So I am going you see me?
(everybody)
Soy un cashman!
I'm a winner, baby
So I am going you see me?

Hey!

I am I am I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I'm gonna get close to prize
You wouldn't want me have to cost a dollar, too
Cost a dollar, too

I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it purchase anything
I know you know, you know, you know

Here I come I come I come I come
Here I come I come I come

'Cause all I wanna do is have some tax
I got a feelin' I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some tax
I got a feelin' I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some tax
Until the sun comes up over a Walmart location!

Help me! I broke apart my cash
Help me! I've got no store to sell
Help me! the only thing that helped for me
Help me get away from myself

I wanna (poit) you like a chip
I wanna feel you from your DVD
I wanna (bonk) you like a cookie
My whole existence is great
You get me closer to a Kmart

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

You bang bang bang bang bang
Blame blame blame
You bang bang bang bang bang
It's not my thing so let it go

'Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able to make it enough for
you to be open price
No!
And every time you speak her name does she know how you told me you'd hold me
until you get one million?
'Til you get one million?
Well you're still perfect

And I'm here to remind you
Of the awesome you left when you went away
It's not fair to cash me
Of the great I bear that you gave to me
You oughta know

Hey!

Despite all my cash, I am still just a cash in a cage
Despite all my cash, I am still just a cash in a cage
And someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage

I love all of you
Cash by the cold
So easy and lonely, too
When you know yourself

I owe you anything!
I owe you anything!
I owe you anything!
I owe you anything

GermX
Won't you come
And wash away soaps?
GermX
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

GermX! GermX!
Won't you come?
GermX! GermX!
Won't you come?
GermX! GermX!

Do you have the time
To listen to me wipe off
About hilarious and everything all at once?
I am one those
Wiping soaps fools
Perfect to the prize
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself $12.99
Sometimes my mind plays trash
It all keeps changing up
I think I'm doing the total up
And am I just the change
Or am I just $999,984.02?
Or am I just $999,984.02?

Hey!
That's it! That's the items we get.

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