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Song Parodies -> "Family No More"

Original Song Title:

"The Saga Begins"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Family No More"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

This is a song that was for The Fate of the Furious
We drove a car
beyond the future
Family was no more
And I thought Cipher begins
Could talk Dominic and Luke
Maybe drive your car first
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that driveaway
Then we miss Paul Walker
We took new roads from the scene
And we went to a new car to see Tej
We all wound up on Rico
That's where we found this new guy...

Oh my my this here Charlize guy
May be Letty someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a new car"
"Soon I'm gonna be a new car"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Subaru, they say
Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built a Challenger car
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' car
And the minute Ian Shaw started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin' ...
My my this here Charlize guy
May be Letty someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a new car"
"Soon I'm gonna be a new car"

Now we finally got to the Charger car
The Rally Fighter we knew would want
To see how good the man could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Fighter was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Ice Ram?
They interviewed the man
Oh, training they forbid
Because Hobbs sensed in him much fear
And Dom said "When you find the guy"
"Words ain't been invented yet"
"I've been told"

He was singin' ...
My my this here Charlize guy
May be Letty someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a new car"
"Soon I'm gonna be a new car"

We caught a ride back to Subaru
'Cause Cipher wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some DSS agents died
Some mechanics blew up and Paul Walker died
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle cars were broken
And the Ripsaw I admire most
Met up with Rico Santos and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this man

And I was singin' ...
My my this here Charlize guy
May be Letty someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a new car"
"Soon I'm gonna be a new car"

We were singin' ...
My my this here Charlize guy
May be Letty someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a new car"
That's all! "The Saga Begins" © 1999 Volcano Entertainment. All Rights Reserved. Parody © 2017 Johnny Nguyen. All Rights Reserved.

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