It's been one week since we got to see
Tenchi and the girls back on TV
Five days since they had the show
When InuYasha tried to kill Hojo
Three days since we heard the tale
And all found out Shuichi was a she-male
And Yesterday it occurred to me
That We've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, they had this one freak
Who's totally into lechery
Do you recall when the brawl
Became a total free-for-all
And Mina's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
Hey, see the girl with the blonde hair
She's having an affair
With her one and only brother
Now here come's Jerry's next guest
And it's a slugfest
'Cause it's their Catholic mother
the Characters are back on crack
It's like "When Animals Attack"
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent that they have a disclaimer

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame
On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out that his koi had a sex change
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts

It's been one week since they had the fight
With the red-haired girl and the piglet sprite
Five days since that awful brawl
Naruto's blood is still on the wall
It's been three days since the bitter feud
Between the Negaverse and that Pokemon named Mew
Yesterday, finally dawned on me
We're spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer

Miroku: Sango, I've been sleepin' with your sister
Sango: Houshi-sama, I don't have a sister
Miroku: You don't?
Sango: No.
Miroku: oohhh.... well then it must've been you I slept with (points to Rei [Ayanami Rei, not Hino Rei])
Rei: *deadpans* I don't know you, hentai
Miroku: Well then, I have to've slept with you (points to the girl from S-CRY-ED)
Kazuma: You did what to Kanami?!?!?!?!
Miroku: uh...................time to go! (Runs backstage past Inu and Kag and tries to find the exit)
Sango: MIROKU, GET BACK HERE ,YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation
He puts the 'sin' in syndication
It's totally worthless, like a bad check
It's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you can't look away
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows
But with more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' higher everyday
If you've seen the show, well then you know
It's just as low as you can go
The guests are wacky and some're lackin' in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly goon
Comes in the room and then it's BOOM
With the Bebop crew catching all the bounties

Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their Bubbies
"Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping each one

It's been one week since the show about
Alchemists with problems they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When Ukyo found out Konatsu was a guy
Three days since he interviewed
A bunch of female aliens who were all blue
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That we've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
Tired of wastin' our time on that Jerry Springer
We've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
Come over here and pull on my finger