Eggs, Cheese and baked beans in one evening
The wind is building up inside you
That's when you start to rip with short and loud bursts
Clogging up the air and polluting the wa-a-a-ter
Flippin heck man you have a real big problem
Oh my gosh your starting the quiet ones now
Buddy will you ever stop letting out those noises
How will I ever get these stench out

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Please stop ripping eggy farts
You are never having eggs and cheese in one night again
I know you think that's it's funny watching us suffocate
But it's really driving us round the bend

I have no idea why you cannot just stop it
You should start selling fart in a can
I just feel sick at the thought of your bean farts
They can even smell you over in Japan
You were even kicked out of the swimming pool
They stayed cleaning it out until four
You'll even be farting when your being fed veggies
One day some people will plug your butt with a cork
Blow it out

Please stop ripping eggy farts
You are never having eggs and cheese in one night again
I know you think that's it's funny watching us suffocate
But it's really driving us round the bend

Please stop ripping eggy farts
You are never having eggs and cheese in one night again
I know you think that's it's funny watching us suffocate
But it's really driving us round the bend

And fade