As I walk through Mushroom Kingdom
I look around, find Myself in the middle of Pallet town
But that's Ok cause with Donkey Kong By my side
In Super Smash Bros Melee I will kick your hide

At 7:30 in the morning, I turn on my Gameboy
Completely deserting my G. I. Joe toy
I've been playing that thing so dang long
That my Mother thinks my mind is gone

I'm a kid of the games, I live to play
From morning until night I waste the day
But if I beat the game, than It's fine
If we party like it's level 9

I've spent all 5 lives, living in a Gamer's Paradise
I've melted my eyes, living in a Gamer's Paradise

The other day Kirby stole my power
Know he can rap dance in the shower
I'm not angry, it was just a tiff
Cause when I buy Tilt and Tumble he's going to tumble off a cliff

I have never used a code, even if I've needed to
A cheating gamer is total unheard of
I always carry a game, for my gameboy
And the charcthers agree, I know zip about Troy, fool

If you come on over, we can play a game
I beat my moves will make you look lame
I'm of course brain-dead so I constantly misspel
I think my brain is proably in hell

There's no time for real fun
Not a single ball
Like Pokemon
Not challenging the least

I've spent all 5 lives living in a Gamer's Paradise
I've melted all my eyes living in a Gamer's Paradise
I think I'm going to die living in a Gamer's Paradise
I'm starting to attract flies, living in a Gamer's Paradise