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Song Parodies -> "Doctorsmock"

Original Song Title:

"Dr. Rock"

Original Performer:

Ween

Parody Song Title:

"Doctorsmock"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Song about the newest trend in the fashion world for Decathlon 2.0. Competitors should note that the live performance on the Youtube clip will not match to the original lyric sheet.
Note to producers of the TV show "Scrubs": if you at a loss for ideas for an episode due to the Writer's Strike, contact me.
After medicating and the operating, all our uniforms are covered in goo
Doctorsmock!
Usually we would just go trash it
Doctorsmock!
But we got a new way of making money

After disenfecting and the laminating, the designs all sparkle and flash!
Doctorsmock!
From what came death now lives again
Doctorsmock!
In the world of hot fashion!

Let's reveal the magic now
Come to the Doctorsmock Big Ball
Doctorsmock!
Every model and magazine
Doctorsmock!
Come and see the splashy scene

Look at the mix of blood and bile
On the clothes coming down the aisle
Doctorsmock!
No, the stains actually come with it
Doctorsmock!
No, they are not made 'shrink to fit'
(Give it a) tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

See how the rubefactions and the dripping actions of the body fluids, tell the truth
Doctorsmock!
Doesn't that just grab you by the eye
Doctorsmock!
And the price is going up sky-high!

See all the lancing and the intubatings that the patients have designed for you
Doctorsmock!
Lookee, all the models wear it
Doctorsmock!
How the hell could you forsake it?
(Give it a) trryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Ahhhhh, ahhhhh, aahhh!!...
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee.

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Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 01, 2008 - Report this comment
It's a difficult OS, and rare. The doctor theme is always fresh, and I think it really worked for this song.
Matthias - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
How can I dislike anything from a parodist who wants to write for "Scrubs" (As you, and probably everybody knows is my favorite show). Anyways, this seemed like a tough write and you nailed it.
Kristof Robertson - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
(DEC 2.7) Gore-splattered singalong! Original take on the topic, to an interesting OS. 555
Arwen - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Decathlon...wow...that's what I call a helluva good/original idea, Agri. Not planning on buying anything from the line for myself, though...; )
Phil Alexander - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I could definitely see an episode of "Scrubs" in this, too. Starting a new fashion in "medical chic" :-)
Jack Wilson - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome job! 5s
stuart mcarthur - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(dec2.7) interesting tangent and twist on the fashion theme, Ag, and each outfit would be an original too! - 555
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) As I said, very difficult OS. . .you do seem to have a thing for Ween.
Jeff Reuben - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice, totally reminds me of Elliott from Scrubs for some reason :)

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