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Song Parodies -> "Farquaad The Evil Tiny Ruler"

Original Song Title:

"Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Farquaad The Evil Tiny Ruler"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Farquaad was a ruler
Of the kingdom known as Duloc
With a burning urge for the crown
People he did mock
A gingerbread he tortured
In a room of dark and black
Then a tournament was setup
To save Fiona's back

An ogre won the battle
With his babbling donkey friend
In a fight to get his swamp back
Solo again
So Farquaad then decided
To send him on a quest
All day and night Shrek traveled
Bound for Fiona's nest

Farquaad the tiny ruler
Farquaad the tiny ruler

Shrek finally found the princess
Sleeping upon a bed
But he had to wake her up
So he shook her head
And when Farquaad came to meet her
He wanted to be king
That selfish idiot Lord Farquaad
Asked for wedding rings

Farquaad the evil tiny ruler
(Why, why, why must the wedding be today)
Duloc's wicked lord
(Farquaad's rule forever, but his time will come this day)
They cannot hear his pompous talking in the dragon's tum
In the nasty heart of Farquaad's evil laugh
In the nasty heart of Farquaad's evil laugh

Shrek had crashing the wedding
For his true love soon to be
He found her at the altar
With Lord Farquaad at her knee
The ogre grabbed his two fingers
And whistled loud and clear
And the dragon barged in quickly
And gobbled up Farquaad dear

Farquaad the evil tiny ruler
Farquaad the evil tiny ruler
Farquaad the evil tiny ruler
Talkin' about the jerk
Farquaad the evil tiny ruler

The medieval town of Duloc
Still standing bold and proud
Now it's nine years later
But it's ruined in a shroud
It's haunted, it's tumbledown
It's gloomy, and it's rainy
Fiona P
Lives happily
With her strong husband Shrek
And loves it

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

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