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Song Parodies -> "The Day That He Ate Salsa"

Original Song Title:

"The Day That She Left Tulsa (In A Chevy)"

Original Performer:

Wade Hayes

Parody Song Title:

"The Day That He Ate Salsa"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

some people just can't hold their salsa... happy cinco de mayo, y'all!
“Harry's just a mild guy who can't stand the feel of cooking with some flair
I just want you to know there'll be trouble if you put spice in his food there”
he took a bite, started running ‘round
reduced to rolling on the ground The Day That He Ate Salsa

a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
just a cussin’ all cusses that came to his brain
like a b!^(# he drank the raindrops, to dull the pain
a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain

no, we didn't know it yet, waiter didn't say in time
he mixed up our food, gave H. the platter, which was mine
after he came out and told us he got it wrong
H. all of a sudden, just kicked his dong The Day That He Ate Salsa

a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
just a cussin’ all cusses that came to his brain
like a b!^(# he drank the raindrops, to dull the pain
a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain

then he threatened to sue, waiter said “you won't have to pay,
for this meal” now we never will forget that day
The Day He Ate Salsa

a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
just a cussin’ all cusses that came to his brain
like a b!^(# he drank the raindrops, to dull the pain
a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
a big heavy guy named Harry, in the pourin’ down rain
thanks for reading!

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Jeff - May 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Q: What does a gambling addict eat?
A: Poker chips and salsa.
Rob Arndt - May 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Let me dip into the ratings and give you 555!
Jonathan - May 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Jeff - love punny humor! thanks, mate!
Rob - thanks, man!
Rob Arndt - May 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, you got anything else coming up next week?
Jonathan - May 07, 2017 - Report this comment
^ dunno, man. got any suggestions?
Rob Arndt - May 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Ever done any parodies using cars?
Angie - May 07, 2017 - Report this comment
What do you feel like doing tonight, Marty?
Marty - May 07, 2017 - Report this comment
I don?t know, Angie. What do you feel like doing?
Angie - May 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Maybe write a parody?
Marty - May 07, 2017 - Report this comment
About what?
Angie - May 07, 2017 - Report this comment
I dunno.
Marty - May 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Neither do I.
Angie - May 07, 2017 - Report this comment
So what do you feel like doing tonight, Marty?
Rob Arndt - May 07, 2017 - Report this comment
"Speed Racer" as "Speed Pacer" (AMC)???
Jonathan - May 07, 2017 - Report this comment
^ hmm... perhaps... also, who are Angie & Marty? do they write parodies? shows us your stuff, fellas! (I'm talking parodies, get your minds out of the gutter!)

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