When I enrolled I knew everything,
Confident I never really took advice,
Now I'm hung over barfing with my head in the bowl,
Stop to take a breath from this hell of a day,
I said,

I'm not too responsible,
So just give me a break,
I'm so damn irresponsible,
Well I just streaked into the lake,

For the life of me, I cannot remember,
What made me think that I was wise to go drinking with the guys,
For the life of me, I cannot believe,
I ever drank all that gin,
Well we were drunken freshmen.

My best bud took a week's sick days to recover,
His girl used that week's worth to find a new man,
And wow he's shame-stricken sulking with her voice on the phone,
She just hangs it up and now he's crying on the floor,
He said,

I should be more responsible,
I think I need a long break,
She said I'm irresponsible,
Well, that's ok because she fakes,

For the life of me, I cannot remember,
What made me think that it was wise to go boozing with the guys,
For the life of me, I cannot believe,
She never drank any gin,
We were drunken freshmen,

Hey yeah yeah yeah yeah
Hey yeah
Hey yeah yeah yeah yeah

Tried to guise my voice of alcohol,
And never talk for the lack of consciousness,
And how I'm dumbstruck and sobbing with my head 'tween my feet,
We jumped of the roof and we tried to hit the pool we'd say,

Sucks to be responsible,
Beer is gone with no trace,
Folks say I'm irresponsible,
I fell right down onto my face,

For the life of me, I cannot remember,
What made with think that it was wise to see if my body flies,
For the life of me, I cannot believe,
I ever had any shins,
We were drunken freshmen.

For the life of me, I cannot remember,
What made with think that it was wise to see if my body flies,
For the life of me, I cannot believe,
I ever had any shins,
We were drunken freshmen.
We were drunken freshmen.
We were drunken freshmen.