-> "Can't Calm This Beaver"
Original Song Title:
"Seether"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Calm This Beaver"
The Lyrics
Beaver is, really, quite a sight
Beaver�s been, really, wild all night
I tried to ease her, inter-lingua
I tried to bring her home
I tried, she�d make me sweat like Gu-aaam, yeah
Can�t calm this beaver
Can�t calm this beaver
Can�t calm this beaver
I can�t see her, now I�m foaming at the mouth
Beaver might, gonna, maul my maul
Beaver�s a, venture, when she crawl
I tried to knock her from a sadle
I tried to use my crotch
I tried to race her back, but she�s tooo much, yeah
Can�t calm this beaver
Can�t calm this beaver
Can�t calm this beaver
I can�t see her, now I�m foaming at the mouth
Let her come, boiling feeling
Let me load, shoot her, see her reeling
Oh, she will see God like other pets
Cos I know I must relieve her
Oh, she may not want it over yet
But she�s about to be there, beaver
About to be there (beaver)
About to be there (beaver)
About to be there (beaver)
I can�t see her, now I�m foaming at the mouth
Can�t calm this beaver (beaver)
Can�t calm this beaver (beaver)
Can�t calm this beaver (beaver)
I can�t see her, now I�m foaming at the mouth
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