We didn't pee off really much in a restroom
We didn't pee off and we are never bored
Do not pull down your pants
And you will stand a chance
Don't care if Charmin's really less is more

Unblessed,I hate nothing but f-words
Their language is dirty,a horde
But now it's in your way
In anyplace today
Now care if Charmin's really less is more

And Charmin's less is more,We are not very bored
So get your fill,what a thrill,in a restroom stall door
But don't be irate,and you should never wait
For your Charmin,so less is more

The whining was rowdy,so awful
But we'll be playing hide and seek,of course
A suicidal sneeze,don't say "bless off" please
So care if Charmin's really less is more

And Charmin's less is more,We are not very bored
So get your fill,what a thrill,in a restroom stall door
But don't be irate,and you should never wait
For your Charmin so less is more

And Charmin's less is more,We are not very bored
So get your fill,what a thrill,in a restroom stall door
But don't be irate,nobody's full of hate
For your Charmin so less is more

You thought the young was dumber and ugly
Sounds stupid!

For your Charmin so less is more
Squeeze Charmin and less is more
For your Charmin so less is more