Song Parodies -> "A Blessranger"

Original Song Title:

"His Cheeseburger"

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Original Performer:

"A Blessranger"

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The Lyrics

He said to me,I'll be a Blessranger
And I might wield a saber as well
I said to him,"I'll give you some training"
But I gotta go to Taco Bell
I said "You'll join us tomorrow
Just tell your dad about me
He said "I can't be so rowdy
But I guess I can't wait,you'll see"

So you're a Blessranger
A red star Blessranger
They'll wait for you,ya
They'll wait for you
And you are a Blessranger
A leading Blessranger
They'll wait for you
Oh,they're waiting for you

He stayed at my group home till sunrise
He may have dozed in eight hours
My two sisters and my two brothers
Giving him a great power

Red,yellow,green are Blessranger boys
Blue and pink are Blessranger girls
Blessrangers,we're shouting out loudly
We'll try to save the world!

And you're a Blessranger
A sixth Blessranger
Be back for you
He'll be back for you
You are a new Blessranger
A well trained Blessranger
Be back for you
Oh,he'll be back for you

So I met a Blessranger who likes to fart
And there's someone trying to rip us apart
And if the world was really underattack
But you would be getting in the act
You see if someone accidently dropped a gun in the dirt
And you would see he's on your side
He is on your side
That Blessranger still on your side!
You are a Bless...rannnn...gerrrr!

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..... - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Atrocious, like the rest of your crap

Larry the Cucumber - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Reading anymore of your parodies will cause me to turn into a rotten pickle, and that's not how I want to die. A "blessranger" I assume is not someone who is blessed with quality parody subject writing skills.

Weird Bob Schnautz - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment

um...blessranger? what is that?

DJ Blaze - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment

Hey, guys, it wasn't bad at all! I think a Blessranger was one of those Super Sentai characters. (Known as Power Rangers in the USA). Good parody on your part, Sentai Blessranger. 455

Cavis Appythart - October 22, 2010 - Report this comment

Did Mr. Lunt meet a Blessranger that likes to fart?

DJ Blaze - January 10, 2011 - Report this comment

I correct myself: Blessranger is not an actual Super Sentai: he got his name from Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger.

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