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Song Parodies -> "The Carrot Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Bunny Song"
Original Performer:
VeggieTales
Parody Song Title:
"The Carrot Song"
Parody Written by:
Chris Vischer
The Lyrics
''If you seen "For Such a Time as This", enjoy this!''
The carrot, the carrot, boo! I love the carrot!
I don't love my pizza or roast beef, just the carrot!
The carrot, the carrot, no! I love the carrot!
I've got everything that I had for the carrot.
I don't want no health food when it's time to feed.
A big bag of carrots is all that I need.
I don't want no buddies to come out and play.
I'll sit on my bed, eat carrots all day.
I won't eat no pies and I won't eat cake!
That stuff is for brothers, but carrots are cool!
Boyz Singers: I don't want no cukes, I don't want milk, I just want a plate and a fork and a carrot.
I don't need water, and my head is sweating. I just want a plate and a fork and a carrot.
I can't tell you a joke that is funny, I just want a plate and a fork and a carrot.
Can't go out on a cloudy day, I just want a plate and a fork and a carrot.
Mr. Gourdy: The carrot, the carrot, boo! I love the carrot.
I don't love my pizza or roast beef, just the carrot.
The carrot, the carrot, no! I love the carrot.
I've got everything that I haaaaaaaaad......................for the carrot!
I don't love my pizza or roast beef, just the carrot!
The carrot, the carrot, no! I love the carrot!
I've got everything that I had for the carrot.
I don't want no health food when it's time to feed.
A big bag of carrots is all that I need.
I don't want no buddies to come out and play.
I'll sit on my bed, eat carrots all day.
I won't eat no pies and I won't eat cake!
That stuff is for brothers, but carrots are cool!
Boyz Singers: I don't want no cukes, I don't want milk, I just want a plate and a fork and a carrot.
I don't need water, and my head is sweating. I just want a plate and a fork and a carrot.
I can't tell you a joke that is funny, I just want a plate and a fork and a carrot.
Can't go out on a cloudy day, I just want a plate and a fork and a carrot.
Mr. Gourdy: The carrot, the carrot, boo! I love the carrot.
I don't love my pizza or roast beef, just the carrot.
The carrot, the carrot, no! I love the carrot.
I've got everything that I haaaaaaaaad......................for the carrot!
copyright 1995 Big Dream Productions. www.bigidea.com
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"I don't want no health food." But.... Aren't carrots healthy?
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