Song Parodies -> The Students Who Don't Do Anything
| Original Song Title: | "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" |
| Original Performer: | Veggietales |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Students Who Don't Do Anything" |
| Parody Written by: | Sweet Indigo |
We're the students who don't do anything
We just sit in halls and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We just tell you, "We don't do anything."
Oh, I've never been to lectures and I never write my essays
And if ever I read books I just forget them all next day
And I've never done revision and I never do my labwork
And I've never gotten up before midday
Cause we're the students who don't do anything
We just sit in halls and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We just tell you, "We don't do anything."
Oh, I've never had my hair cut and I've never bought deodorant
And the last time that I showered must have been around last May
And I've never done the housework and I've never washed the dishes
And I've never gotten up before midday
Cause we're the students who don't do anything
We just sit in halls and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We just tell you, "We don't do anything."
Oh, I've never been out drinking and I've never been out clubbing
And I've never marched through London in support of being gay
And I've never helped a fresher and I've never Fairly Traded
And I've never gotten up before midday
Cause we've never done our courses and we've never bothered trying
We'll just sit around in halls wasting our student loan away
And we'll never get good jobs now so we'll never be applying
And we never will get up before midday!
We just sit in halls and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We just tell you, "We don't do anything."
Oh, I've never been to lectures and I never write my essays
And if ever I read books I just forget them all next day
And I've never done revision and I never do my labwork
And I've never gotten up before midday
Cause we're the students who don't do anything
We just sit in halls and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We just tell you, "We don't do anything."
Oh, I've never had my hair cut and I've never bought deodorant
And the last time that I showered must have been around last May
And I've never done the housework and I've never washed the dishes
And I've never gotten up before midday
Cause we're the students who don't do anything
We just sit in halls and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We just tell you, "We don't do anything."
Oh, I've never been out drinking and I've never been out clubbing
And I've never marched through London in support of being gay
And I've never helped a fresher and I've never Fairly Traded
And I've never gotten up before midday
Cause we've never done our courses and we've never bothered trying
We'll just sit around in halls wasting our student loan away
And we'll never get good jobs now so we'll never be applying
And we never will get up before midday!
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That's funny! And mostly true of a couple of friends....
DKTOS: But some of my friends here at school are like that so I can relate. ;-)
Omg that's hilarious. You're really clever.
Oh, man! That's excellent! It would've also worked with the conversation after Student 3's random verse, kinda like this:
Student 1: Huh?! What are you talking about?! What do drinking and parading through London have to do with being a student?!
Student 2: Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about "student-y" things.
Student 3: Oh.
Student 1: And who's ever helped a fresher?! That's just NONSENSE! Why even bring it up?! Am I right? What do you think?
Student 2: I think YOU look like Steve Urkel.
Student 1: Huh? No I don't!
Student 2: Do too.
Student 1: Do not!
Student 2: You're making me laugh.
Student 1: That's it! You're getting a wedgie!
Student 2: Says who?
Student 1: Says ME, that's who!
Student 2: Oh yeah? Ok, Urkel! *laughs*
Student 1: GRRRR!!
Student 2: YIPES!!
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