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Song Parodies -> "Flies, Flies Yummy."

Original Song Title:

"Ice Ice Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vanilla Ice

Parody Song Title:

"Flies, Flies Yummy."

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

Yo bug-boy, come here.
Flies, flies, yummy.
Flies, flies, yummy.

Alright, turn that frown upside down.
Itsy Bitsy is back and he's back in town.
I got eight legs and am really tricky to find.
When you're in my web, you're mine.

Can you figure out what I am?
Look up ahead, there's a web near the bed.
Crawl up the walls, catching insects like clockwork.
Sometimes i'm venomous, sometimes i'm not.

Got multiple legs and a killer mind.
Those flies will falll in line.
Deadly, when I want to be.
But other times i'm harmless, yeah that's me.

Love me or hate me, you better watch out.
You better take care, you better beware.
If there's a web, you know there's a spider.
Check out my skills as I crawl up your wall.

Flies, flies, yummy.
Flies, flies, yummy.
Flies, flies, yummy.
Flies, flies, yummy.

Now not all spiders are the same.
There are some that a recluse, some that are jumpin.
Some of us eat birds, but haven't you heard?
Us spiders are truly fascinating in every way.

Scaring people for centuries.
I go crazy when i'm washed away.
But I get back on top, in top condition.
Because I'm the spider, the spider-man.
Gave Peter Parker his powers, man.

Got radioactive and I bit him.
Now he's a superhero who defeats villains.
'Do you hop?' some of us do, I just crawl.
Up and down, through pipes and up your wall.
I work my abdomen off, spinning my web.
My webs are dope, ya'll.
So I work hard every night and day.
Spinning my web and catching insects.
Watching that fly as he comes in.
Thinking...'Oh what a fool, he'll fall for it'.
As he gets close, and then I catch him.

Climbing up your walls, pace by pace.
This spider's going to cause havoc in this place.
Oh oh, someone with a container.
But run away, before she catches me.

I made a get-away real fast.
Up on the ceiling, and on the wall.
The sneakiest thing ever on eight legs.
Try to catch me or put me in a box.
Catch me if you can, spider leaves the scene.
Oh you just missed it, I was right over there.

If there's a web, you know there's a spider.
Check out my skills as I crawl up your wall.
Flies, flies, yummy.
Flies, flies, yummy.
Spider and flies, flies, flies...yummy.

Take heed cause i'm an arachnid.
Not an insect because i've got 8 not six.
Look at these legs, great for spins and kicks.
Look at me now, do I look like I kid?

My story is legendary, every knows.
I sat next to Miss Muffet when she was on her tuffet.
She got scared, she dropped her tuffet on the ground.
Looked at me and said...'see ya round'.
And I frightened the poor gal around.

My fangs can cut like a deadly blade
Sometimes I kill, sometimes I don't.
When it comes to spiders, know your game.
Keep my calm even when attacked.
This spider always knows how to get on track.
If there's a web, you know there's a spider.
Check out my webs that I have on the wall.

Flies, flies...yummy.
How about some fly pie?
I could use with some right now.
Flies, flies, yummy...mmm, mm.
Flies, flies, yummy...mmm, mm.
Flies, flies, yummy...mmm, mm.
IFlies, flies, yummy...mmm, mm.
Yo, how about some flies for my soup?
Word to your brothers.
Flies, flies, yummy mm..mm.
Flies, flies, yummy...mmm, mm.

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Agrimorfee - April 19, 2021 - Report this comment
As Charlotte might have weaved in her web regarding Wilbur, "TERRIFIC"!

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