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Song Parodies -> "You Took My Heart"

Original Song Title:

"You Took My Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"You Took My Heart"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

A final Halloween parody (submitted Halloween day). Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS)? It's on YouTube.
Ooooh, I'm undead, oh moan

You took my heart and ran away
You ate it like a fish fillet
I figured my life was through
Now I'm a zombie just like you

You took my heart and ran away
And then you came back for my brain
I figured my life was through
Now I'm a zombie just like you

You turned me into a meal
Seemed unreal to be your flesh fondue (aah yeah)
You stole my heart and you ran away
Now though I decay, I hunt for tasty brains (oh baby)

(My taste in what I eat has changed)
Now that I'm dead my tastes have changed
I drank Cabernet
But human blood will do, it never gets old (oh no)
They will run and then I'll pursue

You took my heart and ran away
On Halloween you found your prey
You made me your organ stew
Now I'm a zombie through and through

You took my heart and ran away
I was your ventricle souffle
But after you had your chew
I turned into a zombie too

My life has changed because of you
Now I eat freshly-gathered spleens
I go hunting all night through
Every skinny teen
Is my lean cuisine

(I never use a microwave)
'Cause it's fresh food that zombies crave
A trachea puree
I'll eat your torso through before it gets cold (oh oh)
I will always see you as stew

You took my heart and ran away
My body became your buffet
I guess what they say is true
'Cause I became a zombie too

You took my heart and ran away
But I will get one back someday
Or maybe more like ninety-two
'Cause I'm a zombie just like you

You took my heart and ran away
You left a hole to my dismay
Now people can see right through
So I'm a zombie with a view

You took my heart and ran away
I guess it just wasn't my day
I didn't die, I turned into
A hungry zombie just like you

Oooh yeah, I'm hungry
I don't know why I'm never feeling full
I'm thinkin' 'bout food daily

Pancreas parfait
Couple of eyes on the side
Chew your knee til you're an amputee

Spinal cord sorbet
So much that I haven't tried
Gotta eat, and you are made of meat

You took my heart and ran away
And now the world is my cafe
And eating folks is not taboo
'Cause I'm a zombie just like you

You took my heart and ran away
With both my lungs - a triple play
Then I rose and walked anew
'Cause I'm a zombie just like you

You took my heart and ran away
And somehow changed my DNA
I never have to use the loo
'Cause I'm a zombie just like you

You took my heart and ran away
Now I'm a Halloween cliche
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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

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Matthias - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
This one killed me... And then I rose from the grave.
Agrimorfee - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Like your undead corpse, this got a rise out of me...of laughter!
Below Average Dave - November 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Holy crap--I have never laughed that hard at a zombie parody before, fantastic, and such a twist on TOS. . .your ability to see a literal meaning out of seemingly every song title amazes me, but this one was particularly fantastic.
bobpiecheese - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm a sucker for parodies that turn the original title on it's head, and I'm a sucker for zombie parodies, so it's a double whammy here. Perfect pacing, fuggin' hilarious, 555 for you, sir!
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