this is what you do, this is what you do
this is what you do

chorus:
you made my collar ring when I'm hunting
startling slews of little birds who flew
this is what you do
think about it ring and all the things
that cower away
you make me, you make me
(x2)

before anything was put between us
I was like the best cat
the one who used to run and toy with
the creatures that wrecked your back garden
I used to think it'd be okay
so put little mouse-things on your stoop
but when I came home late with a hamster
all I received to thank me was your shoe

chorus

now what's bad is you're the one who put it on
no, it shouldn't be you
now what's sad is that I catch leaves when I hunt for shrew
what should I do?
should I
tell my hunting bye-bye
should I
moo, now I got a cowbell tied
'cause I
I don't want to go hunting for prey
when I'm only catching one or two feathers

chorus

at this point the situation's out control
I never meant to hurt ya but I gotta let it go
'cos if you don't understand it, that my instincts need to roll
I'll try, I'll try to fight it, but your feet beg to be mauled

you make, make, make me
hey (you made my collar, uh, uh, uh)
oh, oh (you made my collar, uh, uh, uh)
oh, oh, oh (you made my collar, uh, uh, uh)
ooh, (you made my collar, uh, uh, uh)
take it (you made my collar, uh, uh, uh)
take it offa me (you made my collar, uh, uh, uh)
(you made my collar, uh, uh, uh)
cower away (you made my collar, uh, uh, uh)

chorus