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Song Parodies -> "Mold Me, Fill Me, Twist Me, Bill Me"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Mold Me, Fill Me, Twist Me, Bill Me"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I don't know why you do it
I just know what you've wrought
Oh lady, you're still healing
From the hatchet jobs you've bought

In the back stock
Of a quack doc
Gone too far

Visage of a lion
Living abstract art
They're worried that your face will
Crack and fall apart

You're a freak show
Incognito
You're bizarre

Oh no, don't hold back
Grab a scalpel and hack
Mold me, fill me, twist me, bill me

You don't know why you're scary
You just know people hide
They're screaming 'cause they know
You're Dr. Wildenstein's bride

Alimony
You pony up for more
Scars

Oh Jocelyn, why
You're compelled to cry
Mold me, fill me, twist me, bill me

You want to be a tabby
A giant pussy cat
Just to get your husband back
But he'd be crazy to tap that

You're resembling
Some ungodly thing
From the stars

(X-filed)

Of course it's too late
So you reiterate, love
Mold me, fill me, twist me, bill me

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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John Barry - January 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Mold me till me hiss like kitty.
Porfle Popnecker - January 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Something, something, Frank Nitti.
Rob Arndt - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
555! Sorry for late voting, was in ER again :(
Porfle Popnecker - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Better late than never! Hope everything turned out okay.
Matthias - February 01, 2012 - Report this comment
This is the first time I read a parody of this song that wasn't by Weird Al so it was pretty cool to visit this old song in a new parody! This one always seemed like a Weird Al original to me because I never heard the original song before today! This was pretty great and a fantastic placement for the round.
Porfle Popnecker - February 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Many thanks!
bobpiecheese - February 09, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) If love makes one do crazy things, then clearly the loss of love makes one worthy of Arkham Asylum. Great parody here, 555!
Porfle Popnecker - February 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks!
Christie Marie M - February 09, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Wow Porf, you've become a star of AIR these days!! A perfect OS and perfect topic! Is this doctor a sculptor or a plastic surgeon...I wonder. Sounds like something from a Tim Burton movie. I'm also thinking about the Reeve from "Nothing But Trouble" meeting this type of doctor..he sure needs a plastic surgery and rhinoplasty. Well, molding, filling, twisting, and billing $555 for this one!
Porfle Popnecker - February 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the nice comment! You really made my day.
Abbott Skelding - February 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent job! I've actually never heard the original U2 song, only "Weird Al"'s parody of it haha. And I would continue to give you praises, but I just blinked and ripped my forehead open...damn that Botox. Great job!
Porfle Popnecker - February 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! The only place I ever heard the OS was in the end credits for "Batman Forever."
Blaydeman - February 11, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This one is a strong one from you. One of you best!
Blaydeman - February 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Sorry I meant (AofA)
Porfle Popnecker - February 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Much appreciated.
Arwen - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...she seriously freaks me out, that lady. This parody...makes me happy, though. Nice work!!
D-Mon - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) The pic used was creepy, thankfully this wasn't. This was funny!
Porfle Popnecker - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the non-creepy comments!

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