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Song Parodies -> "Juan"

Original Song Title:

"One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Juan"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Just thought of this once when hearing the song. About this guy who was my neighbor at my college apartment. He told us about all this
Juan he got some tacos
And some big burritos
And he got some enchiladas now
And a lot of nachos

Bought all the food there then
The restaurant closed at ten
Much food, he didn't share it
It was too much, he's not prepared for it

Well it disappoints him
It leaves a bad taste in his mouth
He barfed like he didn't eat lunch
And then he just crapped it all out

Well it's too late tonight
To drag the food out into the light
He's Juan, he don't feel the same
He has to barf out his tacos, barf out his tacos
Juan

Did he go there for too much food?
Did he go to help his head?
Never went there after that day
Learned a lesson, now eats bread

Did he eat too much? More than a lot
It's not a pattern, don't weigh a whole lot
He's Juan, he don't feel the same
Well he hurt his stomach he won't do it again

He says food is a good thing, too much can be bad
Food is a good thing, too much can be bad
He goes on a diet to lose the weight he had
And he can't be holdin' on to that weight there
Or eat all that again

Juan loves, the food
A bit too much and that's when he spewed
Juan has learned his lesson
Health food, eatin'

Juan ate, didn't feel the same
They had to carry him out there, carry him out there
Juan
Juan

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AFW - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Good Juan, here
Phil Nelson - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW.

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