Song Parodies -> Bet me, Hold me, Bluff me, Fold me
| Original Song Title: | "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" |
| Original Performer: | U2 |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bet me, Hold me, Bluff me, Fold me " |
| Parody Written by: | Wolverine |
You were sure that you lost it
No matter what they got
With Beer Hands* you were stealing
From the sharks and you got caught
You were bluffing
Facing Boxcars**
PokerStars
The Flop gave you no help
Two Queens and a Trey
Do you know what you're doing
Dude, it’s time to pray
Got a headache
So for your sake
Draw an Out
Good luck, you will find
Raise three times the big blind
Bet me, hold me, bluff me, fold me
Bad decisions got you here
You just know you want out
The Turn brings a Seven
Eyes wide, you choke back a shout
Your heart’s beating
The prayer repeating
Please!
Oh yeah, let’s be brash
Time to win some cash
Bet me, hold me, bluff me, fold me
Your first born goes to Jesus
You go down on one knee
Bad Beats want their money back
But the River now shows a Three
You placed 66
No more poker fix
And you’re broke
(Uh, Dear?)
Of course you're too bold
You really must learn to fold
Bet me, hold me, bluff me, fold me
No matter what they got
With Beer Hands* you were stealing
From the sharks and you got caught
You were bluffing
Facing Boxcars**
PokerStars
The Flop gave you no help
Two Queens and a Trey
Do you know what you're doing
Dude, it’s time to pray
Got a headache
So for your sake
Draw an Out
Good luck, you will find
Raise three times the big blind
Bet me, hold me, bluff me, fold me
Bad decisions got you here
You just know you want out
The Turn brings a Seven
Eyes wide, you choke back a shout
Your heart’s beating
The prayer repeating
Please!
Oh yeah, let’s be brash
Time to win some cash
Bet me, hold me, bluff me, fold me
Your first born goes to Jesus
You go down on one knee
Bad Beats want their money back
But the River now shows a Three
You placed 66
No more poker fix
And you’re broke
(Uh, Dear?)
Of course you're too bold
You really must learn to fold
Bet me, hold me, bluff me, fold me
*Beer Hand - nickname for 7-2 Offsuit
**Boxcars - Pocket 10's
**Boxcars - Pocket 10's
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Awesome Original Song choice, and pretty good parody of it. I like the idea, and feel it's a good fit for TOS. As usual-good pacing.
Mein Lieber Wolf, hold me, squeeze me, fluff me !
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