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Song Parodies -> "White Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"White Boy"

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The Lyrics

Note: This is to all the white people who try Sooooooo much to be black. Like, um, EMINEM.
Us dawgs don't really get it,
We listen to Eminem.
Check out that blonde boy's haircut.
Boy, I wannabe like him.
In many headlines,
Who is not black,
But a star.

Dissing on our sistas,
Talking like a punk.
Making up our own words,
That is full of gunk.
Famous rappers,
>From the ghetto,
Who's a star.

Oh, you have to be white.
Hang out at ColorBlind.
Homies love me, I'ma whitie.

I'm on Hooked On Ebonics,
Mike Tyson is my friend.
Baggy shirts and khakis,
Oh boy, I love that trend.
To make the white boys,
All black-like,

There less blacks there are whites.
We're all in this brotha's fight.
All my Homies are just whities.

We think there's a black Jesus.
And we all know he ain't white.
Fool, better put that gun down.
We gettin' in tha' fight.
And you're turning tricks
We make rappers sick,
You're a star.

There's few who aren't white.
You don't deny a brotha's love.
All my Homies are just whities.

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 14

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die sucker die die die - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
kick asss
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