Song Parodies -> "Cream"

Original Song Title:

"Steam"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Cream"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

just an idea I've had for a little while, now. coincidentally, a user named Glittering Delights did their own parody with this title earlier this week! please enjoy!

Whoo!

Cream, in a creamy creamdrop
eating more, I can't stop
I wipe what's left from my mouth
Cream, on jello’s what matters
I'm fat and getting fatter
you'd think I'd be full by now
price tag says a buck, ninety-two
but price ain't nothing
when you're craving, dude

there's oreo on my lips
love double stuffed
whipped cream on my fingertips
can't get enough
dieting was torture
something I missed, like butter
it's made from what's got from udders
I'm Talkin’ ‘Bout Cream

I dream of a big bowl of ice cream
yes, that is my sweet dream
so to beat the freakin’ heat
seems I'm never gonna get home
get this ice cream in bowl
and now it's melting next to me
hope this doesn't sound all too mean
stop texting, buddy
‘cause the light is green!

there's oreo on my lips
love double stuffed
whipped cream on my fingertips
can't get enough
dieting was torture
something I missed, like butter
it's made from what's got from udders
I'm Talkin’ ‘Bout Cream

ice cream shop, don't know what to choose
there's so many toppings
that they could use!

there's oreo on my lips
love double stuffed
whipped cream on my fingertips
can't get enough
dieting was torture
something I missed, like butter
it's made from what's got from udders
I'm Talkin’ ‘Bout Cream

Cream…

I'm Talkin’ ‘Bout Cream...

thanks for reading!

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Rob Arndt - July 21, 2017 - Report this comment

I scream, you scream, we all scream... for whipped cream? 555!

Jonathan - July 21, 2017 - Report this comment

^ Thanks, Man!

Jenny - July 22, 2017 - Report this comment

I personally enjoy whipped cream on chocolate covered strawberries or raisins! Yummy!

Jonathan - July 23, 2017 - Report this comment

^ it IS really good on chocolate covered strawberries, I'll have to try it on chocolate covered raisins! :)

Cora Pullman - July 23, 2017 - Report this comment

A real taste treat: For sweetness, blend 1/2 pound of Crisco with corn syrup; top with a triple scoop of Häagen-Dazs Chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream; and top that with whipped cream drizzled with bacon drippings.

Jonathan - July 23, 2017 - Report this comment

^ bacon drippings? and it works?

Cora Pullman - July 23, 2017 - Report this comment

^ Damn right it works. Just ask anyone in Intensive Care.

Someone in Intensive care - July 23, 2017 - Report this comment

Damn right it works

@Cora - July 24, 2017 - Report this comment

Try a bacon bomb, biotch!

Trolling INC. - July 24, 2017 - Report this comment

Damn right that Cora Pullmyfinger is a loser.

Jonathan - July 24, 2017 - Report this comment

ah, I see, I suspected Cora was trolling, but I've heard so many bizarre recipes in my time, I couldn't tell if it was legit! bacon sundaes, for example. clearly I like ice cream, and bacon, but for some reason, the idea of mixing them is unappealing to me...

Mel - July 28, 2017 - Report this comment

Weirdest thing I ever saw anyone eat was a banana dipped in fiery BBQ sauce with real bacon bits added! I think it was called the 😈 banana!

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