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Song Parodies -> "Hands Of An Orkin Man"
Original Song Title:
"Hands Of A Working Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ty Herndon
Parody Song Title:
"Hands Of An Orkin Man"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
roaches, roaches everywhere! but what do you do with a problem like roaches? why, you call the Orkin man of course! and in the meantime, you sing about it! please enjoy!
found some in the dryer, crawling on wife's gowns
my place must be pretty dirty
‘cause they're crawling all around
one's there on the window
oh, gross! two in my cup
another day of infestation
after spilled ketchup
need Lysol, roaches are unclean
now in my head, I know who I'll ring
to come to my house
and eradicate thee
‘cause this is enough! too much for me
you know where some are? the washing machine
big pains in my butt
now I know what I need,
Are The Hands Of An Orkin Man
found in the pantry, in a conga line
I wants to punch these f****rs!
a million scurry from behind
oh, all these wacky places
the roaches you will find
it's a problem that I'm facing
they're living it up inside
silverware is no longer clean
‘cause in that drawer, I just found 13!
get out of my house!
you dumb bug family
and I mean you all, go hit the street
I know where more are, the washing machine
they don't bug son
but then, he's high on weed
Get The Hands Of An Orkin Man!
just wait pests, you'll see what I mean
‘cause you won't like, when that doorbell rings!
en route to my house
to eradicate thee
some dude who sprays you, for a living
I know where you are, the washing machine
I won't have bugs
‘cause you'll all face defeat
At The Hands Of An Orkin Man
At The Hands Of The Orkin Man
my place must be pretty dirty
‘cause they're crawling all around
one's there on the window
oh, gross! two in my cup
another day of infestation
after spilled ketchup
need Lysol, roaches are unclean
now in my head, I know who I'll ring
to come to my house
and eradicate thee
‘cause this is enough! too much for me
you know where some are? the washing machine
big pains in my butt
now I know what I need,
Are The Hands Of An Orkin Man
found in the pantry, in a conga line
I wants to punch these f****rs!
a million scurry from behind
oh, all these wacky places
the roaches you will find
it's a problem that I'm facing
they're living it up inside
silverware is no longer clean
‘cause in that drawer, I just found 13!
get out of my house!
you dumb bug family
and I mean you all, go hit the street
I know where more are, the washing machine
they don't bug son
but then, he's high on weed
Get The Hands Of An Orkin Man!
just wait pests, you'll see what I mean
‘cause you won't like, when that doorbell rings!
en route to my house
to eradicate thee
some dude who sprays you, for a living
I know where you are, the washing machine
I won't have bugs
‘cause you'll all face defeat
At The Hands Of An Orkin Man
At The Hands Of The Orkin Man
thanks for reading!
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These are the kind of roaches you can't smoke! 555!
Jonathan can u do a parody about spoiled food in the refrigerator? No one but me cleans the fridge and it makes me very upset!
^ Thanks, Guys! and Henry, I think I can do that! :)
Jon, I hope you don't mind, but I borrowed Henry's suggestion. Look for it on Monday.
This parody reminded me of an old condemned house in our neighborhood. I'm trying to write my first parody about this, but can't think up a song for it. Jonathan, do you have any ideas for me? I enjoy your parodies very much. Anything would help.
Rob - certainly, I don't mind at all! Happy Easter! and I'll look for your parody tomorrow!
Glen - thanks for the kind words, mate! so you say you're trying to write a parody about a condemned house, eh? hmm... how about using the title "Old House," set to the Madness song "Our House?" hope my suggestion serves you well. anyway, Happy Easter!
Glen - thanks for the kind words, mate! so you say you're trying to write a parody about a condemned house, eh? hmm... how about using the title "Old House," set to the Madness song "Our House?" hope my suggestion serves you well. anyway, Happy Easter!
Happy Easter Jon!
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