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Song Parodies -> "Should've Asked Me Faster"
Original Song Title:
"Should've Asked Her Faster"
Original Performer:
Ty England
Parody Song Title:
"Should've Asked Me Faster"
Parody Written by:
Maghon Barkley
The Lyrics
Ty England parody
In a little dance hall just outside of Nashville
He dropped his beer when I came walking by
By the time he got a grip
He slipped through my fingertips
And left me with my big eyes open wide
He should've asked me faster
But he waited too long
In a red hot second
Like a flash I was gone
He didn't get my number
He never got my name
A natural disaster
He should've asked me faster
I was talking to some good friend in the corner
His one last chance to ask me on the floor
And just when he got the nerve
He got just what he deserved
As he watched me waltzing Garth right out the door
He should've asked me faster
But he waited too long
In a red hot second
Like a flash I was gone
He didn't get my number
He never got my name
A natural disaster
He should've asked me faster
Well there I go, he just missed
Don't take no dating foolishness
To figure out, when he goes home
He'll be there all alone
He should've asked me faster
But he waited too long
In a red hot second
Like a flash I was gone
He didn't get my number
He never got my name
A natural disaster
He should've asked me faster
He dropped his beer when I came walking by
By the time he got a grip
He slipped through my fingertips
And left me with my big eyes open wide
He should've asked me faster
But he waited too long
In a red hot second
Like a flash I was gone
He didn't get my number
He never got my name
A natural disaster
He should've asked me faster
I was talking to some good friend in the corner
His one last chance to ask me on the floor
And just when he got the nerve
He got just what he deserved
As he watched me waltzing Garth right out the door
He should've asked me faster
But he waited too long
In a red hot second
Like a flash I was gone
He didn't get my number
He never got my name
A natural disaster
He should've asked me faster
Well there I go, he just missed
Don't take no dating foolishness
To figure out, when he goes home
He'll be there all alone
He should've asked me faster
But he waited too long
In a red hot second
Like a flash I was gone
He didn't get my number
He never got my name
A natural disaster
He should've asked me faster
Copyright 2007 by Maghon E. Barkley.
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