Song Parodies -> "Barney's Driving the Bus"

Original Song Title:

"Love's Been Following You"

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Original Performer:

"Barney's Driving the Bus"

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The Lyrics

This is a retelling of the "Evil Barney Bus Driver" audio skit by Opie and Anthony. The OS comes from Twila's album "Where I Stand."

Stanza I.
"Hey kids, it's Barney--hop on the bus now
'Cos Barney's driving the bus!
Susie's in trouble-don't make a fuss now
While Barney's driving the bus!
See Billy smoking there?
Give one each everywhere!
No one will ever dare to just find us;
Barney's driving the bus!"

Stanza II.
Billy's in trouble for telling on Barney
'Cos Barney's driving the bus!
"No one like you can ever dare harm me
When I am driving the bus!"
This ain't the way to school!
Barney is such a fool!
He wants to shoot some pool just to harm us;
Barney's driving the bus!

Bridge.
Barney is driving the bus;
Barney's driving the bus!
Barney is driving the bus,
Driving the bus! (2x)

Stanza III.
Barney is taking my children's money
When he is driving the bus!
Mary did not think 'twas very funny
If Barney's driving the bus!
She will end up on the street,
Where she'll soon be fresh meat!
The antonym of sweet is right here with us:
Barney's driving the bus! (3x)

Tag.
(Here ad lib about the wiles of Barney and Friends.)

I hope somebody gets to put this in a YouTube video, setting to the song anti-Barney images from the Web.

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