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Song Parodies -> "Sailor MOON (new version)"

Original Song Title:

"Sailor Moon"

Original Performer:

TV Theme Songs

Parody Song Title:

"Sailor MOON (new version)"

Parody Written by:

Cryptic Wizard

The Lyrics

I submitted this song before but somehow it has disappeared, so here it is again. I've also updated the lyrics which I think are funnier, so even if you've read it before, read it again.
She won't care if it's daylight
She'll even moon you at midnight
Her bare butt is always in sight
That's way the call her Sailor MOON

She will always turn her back on a friend
Bend over and bare her read end
On getting mooned, you can depend
She's a bare-assed sailor...

Bright as Venus!
Round as Mercury!
Red as Mars!
Big as Jupiter!

Mooning people isn't new to her
That's why they call her Sailor MOON

Mooning people is not right
She learned that lesson all right
Got arrested for it last night
Now we see no more sailor moons

That's why they called her Sailor MOON

She bares her butt...Sailor MOON!
I know the pacing is off in a couple of places, my apologies

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   4

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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
That is hentai! It's 111 for you!
Christie Marie M - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, good one! LOL @ Sailor "MOON"! Very funny! Yeah, people wonder about her backside!
Mad Arcand - October 29, 2015 - Report this comment
This one is much funnier than your first one. I especially like the :"red as Mars, big as Jupiter" bit, shows you put much more though into this one, so I had to give all 5's.
Sailor Earth - January 06, 2016 - Report this comment
Someone sent me,a link to this song. I love Sailor Moon, but I take no offense at parodies if ir. This was very amusing and I didn't find,any pacing issues (although I did notice a typo, spelling "rear" as "read"). And despite what a commenter above saud, this is hardly hentai. Well-written, imaginative, and quite funny, so I gave all 5's. I'm also forwarding the link I was sent to a,few people that I think will appreciate this.
Ken - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
There aren't many parodies of thus out there, but even with so little basis for comparison, this is the funniest one I've seen, much better than your first one. Good job!

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