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Song Parodies -> "Angry Birds"

Original Song Title:

"Last Wordz"

Original Performer:

Tupac Shakur ft. Ice Cube & Ice T

Parody Song Title:

"Angry Birds"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Got Angry Birds?

Yeah, yeah I got Angry Birds...ripping off a song!

Fat birds slammin' up the piggies' house, the app that I love to play...

Yo, here comes a gamer not too tough, a goofer,
Play for An--droid, or for Apple, boy
It's for free, and this here app's such a headliner
Yeah, I can never quit, no stuns
My LG now holding every single one
Angry Birds 1, Angry Birds 2,
Star Wars, Seasons too, all is for you
Pigs green hued, they want snacks, nothing but snacks
So they steal eggs, gotta give them payback
They hide in small shacks or some other building figure
Pull the trigger, it ziggers, pull back, the bird's on the drag
Let go of the drag, bird flies toward the crag, then it's falling like bomb frag
And damn those pigs were making jokes
The bird has triggered destruction, it all smokes
Those blokes, those mokes
Fliers go destroy those towers, King Pig glowers
I could play for hours, these piggies getting sent to stars, yeah

(Sound effect: mutterings of the pigs)

Cute birds slam the ugly piggies' house, you play it!...

Oh my my and gosh golly gee, those birds Angry
They fight the piggies back, see, no complacency
Squawking, chirping, birds are destroying
Like a duck, like a duck I feel Daffy!
Uh, I'm a champ, see? I got proof
I speak the truth, my score's past the roof
And I hope, hope, they will send us dopes a new crazy version up!
(Call for the Pope!)
This ain't no junk!
I play it a lot--constantly on, while I walk or eat or shop
What's that crying--son or daughter?
Please don't bother me right now, buster!
I love this crazy app, a hit
From Rovio team, so all that
Those Finnish suckers hit big, it's no doubt
Got lotsa clout--rich, hang with bankers' the sitch!

Pigs fat, lose their interlocking house,
Piggies get bumped, that's what they deserve and get

Got any more birds?

Now wife's bugging me, "Hi Hon, I need snacks! Hit tracks!"
I gotta get my high scoring back
'Cause this round's almost done, I take Stella and I chuck her
(Boom Boom) Ha ha, I razed those porkers!
Not stale! Minions and leaders just got ass kicked
There's one, no two, three piggies in baskets
Trying to get in all checks for this game
Got the 3 Stars and bonus games to gain
That's why I yell "shoot!" and "heck!"
I cuss, I ain't got the pattern yet
And I'm too poor to pay higher price
Unlimited life? That is a cheat life!
That's wrong! Just make green piggies fall dead!
Chuck, Jake, Jim, Jay and big ol' Red
Are prepared to all eat the dust
Those piggies gonna lose, their house broken up
They don't understand, their house gonna fall
'Cause when you see one piggy, you know you've seen 'em all!
Keep your Candy Crush and Clash of Clans
Or your Words With Friends or your Farmville, man
I just can't reserve that phone space (hahaha)
Keep these gigs, that's what it takes
To keep a smile on all our faces
Yes, ya gotta face it
One piggy beached, two piggies,
Three beached, four piggies
And five piggies, kill more piggies!
And watch them blast
This is sure the biggest blast for nerds
Go play Angry Birds

Copyright 2015, Agrimorfee.

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Matthias - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Great job! Now do one about Candy Crush lol
John Lomain - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
I don't know anything about it but this was still funny
Max Power - February 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Better than Flappy Bird, that is for certain, seriously.
bobpiecheese - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I know very little about Angry Birds outside the basics, but I still enjoyed the hell out of this parody. 555!
Abbott Skelding - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
I went through a phase (like this song) where I would do nothing but play Angry Birds...but luckily, I grew out of it. Very funny stuff, nicely done.
Blaydeman - February 25, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Very topical for this generation. They go through these game fads so quickly, Angry Birds, Flappy BIrd, Candy Crush, Trivia Crack, when will it end!?!?!?!? Whimsical and fun, and set to a 2pac jam, make for good spoofing.

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