Ooooooooh... No.

Come on, Come on
Im pretty Strange, I wake up in the morning and I ask myself-
Is the room worth cleaning, should I make my bed?
Im tired of sitting watching TV Shark Attacks
My stomach rumbles so Im gonna go make a snack.

The zoo gives a damn about a zebra,
I fell and I fractured my left tibia,
Run around without a cast, who the hell cares?
I dont have enough money for the county fair.
Dont worry about kids fishing, let em kill the otters-
Advertise, step back- they harass their mothers.
"Hey you suck" thats what Joey said-
Two shots in the back, now Joey's dead.
I got love for my brothers,
But in straight ways- cause we would never sleep with each other.
Go to archery ranges,
I ask people for money even though their strangers,
And thats how its supposed to be;
How can they ask me to pay back if they cant find me?(uh)
I only score at basketball when I play against kids,
Cause they're short- and they wont make me miss.

Come on, come on

I cant work like this,
Being janitor's no gaaame.
Please lock up these kids,
Oh yeaah,
I cant work like this,
This job pays about the same,
(pays about the say-ay-ayme)
I cant work like this,
No way, lets fight.

I dont watch Power Rangers, but I do watch car chases-
Skip people at Walmart Cashier just to see their faces,
I wonder, how many licks does it take to get to this
Tootsie Pop center, I cant wait to taste it.
I told you I wanna go get in a fight,
Havent paid the light, theyll turn it off tonight.
And the only time we chill is when it snows in Florida,
But that never happens, it would freeze the otters.
Now I gotta go live in a tent,
Just because they say I didnt pay the rent.(uh)
and Aint a secret, dont conceal the fact- paying rent is whack,
I have cars to jack.
Cant get a job because Im strange,
Try to get a nother job but Im staying in the trash game.
Now tell me what else I can do,
I dont even have a lawyer, so I cant even sue.
You seem to be doing okay- "I baked a cake today"
But you did it in an E-Z Bake, that you stole from a kid
"At least it got made"
Well hey, I guess it kinda did.

I cant work like this,
This bakery is lame.
I cant open these lids,
No waaay,
I cant work like this,
This job pays about the same,
(pays about the say-ay-ayme)
I cant work like this,
no rights.

Im really not that strange.
But I guess I do have to make some changes.
Gotta change what I spend to eat,
what I spend to live, And I cant keep fishing otters,
But for now Im gonna go watch T.V.- cause its LIVE!

Im sleeping in a manger, Im hoping that theres no fleas,
ate a ham sandwhich cause I didnt have cheese,
Using a mule to cover me,
And if it has fleas, you know theyll bother me.
Ive done plenty of crimes, I didnt have to do,
But I already sold your watch, so I cant give it back to yo;
Dont make me jack you up,
back you up, crack you up, and Pimp Slap you up,
Im lucky you cant hold your own,
The next time Imna steal your mobile phone-
And the cops cant prove I DID,
They wont believe you cause you lie kid,
This is a bag of ice, it keeps me cool
Like Mr.T says, "I pity the fool".
And as long as Im off track,
Im gonna stay whack-
And Im always gonna be laid back,
Oh crap, its that guy I gotta pay back-
Gotta go hang shirts on a rack.
Cause for now Im working at Sears,
Blah,blah,blah,blah,blah ok shut up please.

I cant work like this,
I should have fortune and fame
But Im falling asleep.
Oh yeaah, All Right
I cant work like this,
All these jobs pay the same,
I cant work like this,
Okay, goodnight.

Some people, are that strange.