Cheyenne's sitting on the old front porch
Poking a body with a stick
There ain't a whole lot going on tonight
In this one horse town.
Over yonder, coming up the road
Wearing a heli-pack
Her boyfriend Jackie is yelling down at her
Soaring through the mud and the muck

Chucky says, "he ain't worth a lick
When it came to evil, he got the short end of the stick"
But Cheyenne's Goth and man she just don't care
She'd follow Jackie anywhere

She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
And even if they have to run away
She's gonna marry that boy someday

Cheyenne and Jackie at the drive-in movie
Parked in the very last row
They're too busy talking about world domination
To even care about the show
But later on outside the Hot Topic,
Jackie slips something in her hand
He says, "This Shen Gong Wu will have to do
Till I can buy a wedding band"

Chucky says, "he ain't worth a lick
When it came to evil, he got the short end of the stick"
But Cheyenne's Goth and man she just don't care
She'd follow Jackie anywhere

She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
And even if they have to run away
She's gonna marry that boy someday

Chucky’s waiting up till half past twelve
When they come sneaking up the walk
He says, "young lady get on up to your room
While me and Albino have a talk"
Tiffany breaks in and says, "don't lose your temper
It wasn't very long ago
When you yourself was just a serial killer
Who transferred your soul into a doll”

"Cheyenne said you wasn't worth a lick
When it came to evil, you had the short end of the stick
But she was wrong and honey you are too
Cheyenne looks at Jackie like I still look at you"

She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
What's meant to be will always find a way
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy

What's meant to be will always find a way
She's gonna marry that boy someday.
She's in love with the boy....