Song Parodies -> "Walz"

Original Song Title:

"Walls"

Original Performer:

"Walz"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I always try to be as fair as possible, especially when we have bad selections as we've had in recent elections. Also thought of this song right away after hearing about him

Some days you debate
could be better
Other guy's good day
And yours is worse
Now he's much older
Than other guy
I don't know if he's wiser
He don't know how or why

Wants too much government control
Seems harsh, uncaring
So called liberals don't compromise
Even Walz knows that

He seems too socialist
Represents it wrong
He looks like a nice guy
Then he'll criticize
Sometimes he respects
competitors
It depends how he feels
Smiles so hard it hurts

He once had a DUI
Might've crushed 10 cans
Right there on his forehead
Walz will fail sometimes

Yes he will

And some positions
Are inconsistent
With what he believes
Don't matter these days

But he's got socialism
Vance has "childless cats"
But one won't hold on forever
Even Walz knows that

Oh yeah he's got a fart so big
It could crush your nose
And then you leave the vicinity
Even Walz will know

We'll soon know

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