Song Parodies -> "Can't Stand Frasier Crane"

Original Song Title:

"Last Dance With Mary Jane"

Original Performer:

"Can't Stand Frasier Crane"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

He grew up in a Seattle town
Had a good lookin' father and he still was around
And he was much of a Psychiatrist
Working for a radio station,I cannot stand this

He first appeared in Cheers,another sitcom
He was such a doctor,there was nothing wrong
He's not innocent and he was started shouting
That he is sensing people really had too much pouting now,much pouting now

Can't stand Frasier Crane
His sitcom was too insane
Watching Cheers isn't bad and I'm
Tired and I am not sad

Well,I'm thinking that Frasier sucks
If you really watch it,you are out of luck
I'm tired of watching Cheers,I'm tired of Will & Grace
I'm tired of Seinfeld,I'm such a big disgrace

Oh my god,I hate that
Frasier,you are a spoiler brat
Your TV show is somewhat wrong
Like a neo-synchronus Prairie Dawn

Can't stand Frasier Crane
His sitcom was too insane
Watching Cheers isn't bad and I'm
Tired and I am not sad

From bars of Cheers here in Boston
To Seattle's funny underlings
And he is loving Daphne Moon
And Roz was coming right here soon

Oh my god,I hate that
Frasier Crane you are a spoiler brat
He was too weird to laugh when he got confused
No more lame excuses,he is not abused

Can't stand Frasier Crane
His sitcom was too insane
Watching Cheers isn't bad and I'm
Tired and I am not sad

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Matthias - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment

DKOS, but love the show Fraiser. It's my secound favorite doctor sitcom on TV, right next to Becker!!!

Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Taking shots at Frasier (of which I wholeheartedly approve), and no mention of Niles? That's like talking about Batman without mentioning Robin! (Especially the campy Sixties version.)

Sean Lee - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment

I was laughing while singing it, i'm not gonna get this outta my mind for a while, hillarious!!!! 555

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