She grew up in an Indiana town,
had an ugly assed mama who wore a muumuu to town.
but she grew up short and her clothes grew tight
with them Chinese buffets on an all you can eat night

Well she rolled down here at the age of eighteen
She blew the boys away; was more than they'd seen
I was introduced and we both started groovin
She said I dig you baby but I got to keep chewin, doughnuts
Where's my jellyroll?

Last dance with Jenny Craig, one more time to loose the weight.
I feel cellulite creepin in and im tired of this flabby skin.

Well I don't know but ive been told, she could swallow a meatloaf whole.
Tired of being fat tired of being round
Tired of wearing this shirt that looks like a gown
Oh my my oh hell yes honey your never gonna fit in that party dress
Buy me a chilidog, with some slaw
Line up a row of peeps and ill eat them all.

Last dance with Jenny Craig, one more time to loose the weight.
I feel cellulite creepin in and im tired of this flabby skin.


That fat chicks down on market square
She's standing in her underwear
lookin down from a hotel room
From up here she looks like a hot air balloon.
Oh my my oh hell yes you couldn't fit your left leg in that party dress
It was 3am when she woke up alone
Watched Jerry Springer and ate cookie dough