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Song Parodies -> "Stallone"

Original Song Title:

"Sex Bomb"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Stallone"

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

A Stallone themed song parody.
Yo Adrien, listen to this.
Sylvester is the man, and he's badass.
Fighting the good fight all night.

Don't treat him wrong, don't tick him off.
Because you'll end up losing that fight.
And it will serve you right.

Now he's got the attitude, you know.
Tom Hanks can suck it and hit the road.

So you can't deny or say he's not good because he's..
Stallone, Stallone, he is Stallone.
You can call him Rocky, Rambo or just call him Sly.
Stallone, Stallone, he's Stallone.
And Sly, keeps going on and on.

You know you're going the distance, Rock.
You know, you're the best, keep going strong.

Now Sly isn't the type you want to mess with.
But at 65 he's still going very strong.
He's got the eye of the tiger, he's got that edge.
You know, Michael Jackson was a friend of his.

Now Sly please don't stop or my mom might shoot, but you're still awesome.
And yes I must react to claims of those who say that you're a hack

Stallone, Stallone, he is Stallone.
Even though he's 65 he's still going strong.
Stallone, Stallone, he's Sly Stallone.
And he's a real knockout, I can tell you that.
Stallone, Stallone, so Sly Stallone.
He's amazing, he's got brains and brawn all in one.
Stallone, Stallone, very Sly Stallone.
And he's not as dumb as you think is.

He can make you wanting more and more.
Yeah
Because every one is an action packed thrill.
He'll never stop no matter what.
Because he's going places, he's a star.
Ooh Stallone, woah, Rocky.

Stallone, Stallone, he is Stallone.
And he's awesome, he's got brains as well as brawn.
Oh yes, yes.
Stallone, Stallone, he is Stallone.
You can call him Rocky, Rambo or just call him Sly.
Stallone, Stallone, he's Stallone.
And Sly, keeps going on and on.
Stallone, Stallone, he is Stallone.
You can call him Rocky, Rambo or just call him Sly.
Stallone, Stallone, he's Stallone.
And Sly, keeps going on and on.

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