Its the absolute truth oh yeah its a fact
I don't like being told how to act
Sometimes you'll see something you don't like
If you don't like it then you should take a hike
To either a lower or higher shelf
If you won't move I'll move you myself
You haven't done much lately but complain
You really have been quite a pain
I won't hesitate to go and obliterate
You so you will not bother me

Chorus

You you are annoying
I don't care what you think's wrong
You I'll be destroying
I'll show you that I'm more strong

I can see that you are green
And I know just what that means
You are quite envious of me
Why that is ain't hard to see
From Jacksonville to the Santa Fe
From the Puget Sound the the Great South Bay
I'm the best loved condiment of them all
My fan base makes yours seem quite small
Prepare to get knocked down
And then start leaking on the ground
And that should teach you
To mess with the ketchup

Chorus 2X

We used to leave each other alone
You insulted me now
You are gonna moan

Prepare to get knocked down
And then start leaking on the ground
And that should teach you
To mess with the ketchup

Chorus 3X