-> "Don't Go Postin Fat Acceptance Content on Twitter."
Original Song Title:
"Waterfalls"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Go Postin Fat Acceptance Content on Twitter."
The Lyrics
A llone user looking on Twiter.
For posts of their favorite creators and content.
But one time he sees something that he shouldn't have seen.
An account by the name of BigDaddyChub, showing overweight men.
But those don't belong on Twitter so he reports them.
Cause the overweight men are almost constantly naked.
Like some kind of weird gay weight gain fetish porn.
And now i'm about to tell you a moral you shouldn't forget.
Don't go posting fat fetish nudes on Twitter.
Please just use Onlyfans like you should do.
It's against the rules to show nudity.
And nobody but you thinks they are aspirational.
Take those down or i'm reporting your ass.
CubbyBobby has a natural obsession.
For seeing how many mukbangs he can do in one week.
He loves it when his boyfriend massages his love handles.
But nobody apart from him and his friends thinks its sexy.
Now Bobby should look in the mirror, and tell himself the truth.
That he has indeed become a disgrace.
His health is on the line due to his eating habits.
Fat acceptance is hazardous to your health, now hear me.
Don't go posting fat fetish nudes on Twitter.
Please just use Onlyfans like you should do.
It's against the rules to show nudity.
And nobody but you thinks they are aspirational.
Take those down or i'm reporting your ass.
Ah, c'mon
I saw your fat fetish pics yesterday.
You look like you could die any minute.
Don't you accuse me of fat-shaming i'm trying to help.
Look at you, you're grotesque, your content is disgraceful.
And I hope you realize that overweight men aren't to be sexualized.
Being fat isn't aspirational, it comes with health risks.
So if you die it will be your own fault.
Stuffing yourself so much you cannot move.
While you walk around in the nude.
I didn't want to see your private parts on display.
Or your grotesque feeding fetish roleplay.
Your content isn't allowed on Twitter.
Nudity and sexual content without a warning on it.
Is enough to get your post reporter.
You claim it's insane that I should report this to you.
But fat fetishes and fat acceptance are both dangerous.
if your dream is to die young, go ahead see if I care.
You're making a pig of yourself.
You've got food on your face.
Don't go posting fat fetish nudes on Twitter.
Please just use Onlyfans like you should do.
It's against the rules to show nudity.
And nobody but you thinks they are aspirational.
Take those down or i'm reporting your ass.
Don't go posting fat fetish nudes on Twitter.
Please just use Onlyfans like you should do.
It's against the rules to show nudity.
And nobody but you thinks they are aspirational.
Take those down or i'm reporting your ass.
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