(All three cats start walking around 2LD4U starting to sing.)


Cats: For laughs, for laughs, for laughs. For laughs, for laughs, for laughs.

(Red cat turns into Dennis Miller)
Dennis Miller: I used to eat my dinners straight from the garbage can. I used to give blowjobs to every policeman.
(Black and white cat turns into Dana Carvey)
Dana Carvey: But then Lorne Michaels saw our talent, he took us in. And, now we are on the top in show biz now.

(Calico Scottish Fold cat turns into David Spade)
David Spade: He had faith in us even though we had doubts.
(Owl appears and turns into Lorne Michaels and a pentacle in the air forms)
David Spade: This is our secret into the biz!
Dennis Miller, Dana Carvey and David Spade: So we rant, yeah, for laughs. We do skits, that everybody knows. Yeah, we rant, yeah for laughs, yeah. And, we get similar attention paid to rock stars.

And we rant, we do this for entertainment.
We don't appear on TV as much as we used to.
But, we are pretty lucky,
Because we still have big names, and we are doing stand-up.
We keep on working hard until we cannot do it anymore.
We will never give the business up!

(Dennis Miller looks 2LD4U in the eye)
Dennis Miller: If I told you the things that I did to get to the top you couldn't handle it. And, I choose to keep fans like you at a distance, babe!
Dennis Miller, Dana Carvey and David Spade: So, we rant, yeah for laughs. And we know the divine secret nobody knows. So we rant, yeah, for laughs, yeah. And, nobody knows our secret, oh no!

So we rant, yeah, for laughs, yeah.
So, now you know our secret now.
So we rant, yeah, for laughs, yeah.
And, our faith in Lorne Michaels made us famous.

So we rant, yeah, for laughs, yeah.
Tell me, do you want to be Wiccan now?
So we rant, yeah, for laughs, yeah.
And, we gotta go now, its the end of our show.......