No need to look at me
I look like a cow
Come back at night time you'll
Love what you've found
Wear lots of light clothes and we'll
Erase our frowns
I'll explain it further
It will get the jitters out

Are you too fat?
Don't like your nose?
there's a place that no one knows
They can't pay attention
and you'll fit in like a pro

My love is yours
In doors
But wait until midnight
We'll turn on the black light pronto
Only see white
Can't see the floor
no more
You just see tighty whites
You can't see my sores
Nothing to show
The beauty of black light

All people are sexy when they're
In this kind of light
Not proud of your man breast and your
Girl don't like her thighs
I've got a secret there's a
Place you can hide
Elves, Dwarfs and Monsters
Even they are safe inside
Feet are too vast? Have extra toes?
Or a girl who is a bro?
You just want some silence?
Or you overbite is gross!

Look for the door
Explore
If your face is a fright
You will love the black light you know
That I am right
If you're unsure
Implore-
you to check out this site
Pimples in all pores?
Chin hangs too low?
Well come in the black light!

You are lovely
when you're black lit
Call me slime but
You'll soon admit it
If you're ugly
Listen to me
'Cause I invite thee
To join us and you'll be happy
You need loving, I've gotta plan
Best be coming-no need to tan
Men and women, and some mermen
You can be who you want
Thursdays and each weekend!

Can you wear shorts?
Of course!
No need to have stage fright
When you're in the black light baby
You're one hot sight!
Say it once more
Once more!
If you lack any might
Of this much I'm sure
We'll make the most
If we use a black light

(some versions keep going with short outro, variation would be used of chorus)