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Song Parodies -> "No Shania"
Original Song Title:
"No Scrubs"
(MP3)Original Performer:
TLC
Parody Song Title:
"No Shania"
Parody Written by:
Jazzbone
The Lyrics
The parody is of No Scrubs, but the song is really an answer to Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much". These two songs were out around the same time, and it was easier to parody this one.
Shania is a witch
Who thinks she's great
But everybody knows
She's pretty lame
Spends her time
Dumping' on us guys
Soon she'll be alone
And she'll wonder why
No
I don't want her number
No
I don't wanna tell her my name
No
Don't wanna take her to dinner
No
She's a high maintenance babe
No
CHORUS:
I don't want Miss Twain
Shania is a witch
Who thinks she's better than me
Thinks that she's just so pretty
It's such a pity
She thinks she's better than me
(repeat)
She's not impressed
With the things you say
But who gives a rat's ass anyway
She's got a nice body
But that's about it
Nobody wants to put up with her sh_t
No
I don't want her number
No
I don't wanna tell her my name
No
Don't wanna take her to dinner
No
She's a high maintenance babe
No
(CHORUS)
You might have better luck if you'd just shut up
Oh yes, I'm talking to you
Guys don't like it when you start makin' fun
Oh yes, I'm talking to you (baby)
You gotta big mouth and your attitude sucks
Oh yes, I'm talking to you
If I saw you in a bar, I'd run the other way
Oh yes, I don't want you (oh)
No Shania
No Shania (no no)
No Shania (no no no no no)
No Shania (no no)
No
(CHORUS)
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Who thinks she's great
But everybody knows
She's pretty lame
Spends her time
Dumping' on us guys
Soon she'll be alone
And she'll wonder why
No
I don't want her number
No
I don't wanna tell her my name
No
Don't wanna take her to dinner
No
She's a high maintenance babe
No
CHORUS:
I don't want Miss Twain
Shania is a witch
Who thinks she's better than me
Thinks that she's just so pretty
It's such a pity
She thinks she's better than me
(repeat)
She's not impressed
With the things you say
But who gives a rat's ass anyway
She's got a nice body
But that's about it
Nobody wants to put up with her sh_t
No
I don't want her number
No
I don't wanna tell her my name
No
Don't wanna take her to dinner
No
She's a high maintenance babe
No
(CHORUS)
You might have better luck if you'd just shut up
Oh yes, I'm talking to you
Guys don't like it when you start makin' fun
Oh yes, I'm talking to you (baby)
You gotta big mouth and your attitude sucks
Oh yes, I'm talking to you
If I saw you in a bar, I'd run the other way
Oh yes, I don't want you (oh)
No Shania
No Shania (no no)
No Shania (no no no no no)
No Shania (no no)
No
(CHORUS)
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