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Song Parodies -> "The Chosen Jedi"
Original Song Title:
"Hakuna Matata"
Original Performer:
Timon and Pumbaa
Parody Song Title:
"The Chosen Jedi"
Parody Written by:
DJL
The Lyrics
Mace Windu and Obi-Wan Kenobi discuss the prophecy and exceptional abilities of Jedi.
Mace Windu: The Chosen Jedi
What a skeptical thought
Obi-Wan: The Chosen Jedi
What generations sought
Mace: The Force shall balance
For the rest of our days
Both: It’s our evil-free prophecy
The Chosen Jedi
Mace: All Jedi have exceptional skills. Now, take Obi-Wan for example
Why, when he was a Padawan
Obi-Wan: When I was a PadaWAN!
Mace: * uncovers his ears * Very nice.
Obi-Wan: Thank you.
Mace: He and Qui-Gon fought a Sith while on Naboo
He killed his Master, but not Obi-Wan too
Obi-Wan: I’m a sensitive soul, though it doesn’t show
And it hurt when Maul dealt that murderous blow
And OH, the pain!
Mace: He was in pain!
Obi-Wan: Thought of changing my name!
Mace: Oh, what’s in a name?
Obi-Wan: I nearly fell in that ditch
Mace: How’d you escape?
Obi-Wan: Then I killed that big-
Mace: Obi-Wan! Not in front of the younglings!
Obi-Wan: My apologies.
Both: The Chosen Jedi
What a skeptical thought
The Chosen Jedi
What generations sought
The Force shall balance
For the rest of our days
It’s our evil-free prophecy
The Chosen Jedi
What a skeptical thought
Obi-Wan: The Chosen Jedi
What generations sought
Mace: The Force shall balance
For the rest of our days
Both: It’s our evil-free prophecy
The Chosen Jedi
Mace: All Jedi have exceptional skills. Now, take Obi-Wan for example
Why, when he was a Padawan
Obi-Wan: When I was a PadaWAN!
Mace: * uncovers his ears * Very nice.
Obi-Wan: Thank you.
Mace: He and Qui-Gon fought a Sith while on Naboo
He killed his Master, but not Obi-Wan too
Obi-Wan: I’m a sensitive soul, though it doesn’t show
And it hurt when Maul dealt that murderous blow
And OH, the pain!
Mace: He was in pain!
Obi-Wan: Thought of changing my name!
Mace: Oh, what’s in a name?
Obi-Wan: I nearly fell in that ditch
Mace: How’d you escape?
Obi-Wan: Then I killed that big-
Mace: Obi-Wan! Not in front of the younglings!
Obi-Wan: My apologies.
Both: The Chosen Jedi
What a skeptical thought
The Chosen Jedi
What generations sought
The Force shall balance
For the rest of our days
It’s our evil-free prophecy
The Chosen Jedi
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