Yi-iii-iii-iiick...
Ewwwwww...

Chomped on by a shaaaaark
Squeamish by the siiiiight
Rippin' out hearts
I'm yellin' out: "Yikes!"

Sick audible cruuuunch
Makes my head spiiiiin
I'm watchin' them get bruised
That Great White's chewin' all over again

Whoa... That's a horrible scene...
Don't think I can keep my lunch in
Now he's gulping down a boat
Man, I'm pissed that trailer didn't show...

All this blood...
Hate this beast and his huge teeth...
This killer shark's so rude, Mean...
I can't... take this junk!
Limbs are asunder
Glad I can't smell this hunter
Groooooan...
Groooooss... gooooore... guuuuuuunk...

Needed to press pause
Sick of this crap
This flick about campin'
Shouldn't make me snap

Eyes are bulging out
From the murder on the screen
This film is not much better
That monster just severed
Some bratty nude teen

Whoa... Heard a female scream
Don't think that it came from the flick, Nooooooo...
Pretty sure my pants need changed
Horror films I view all drive me insane

All this blood...
Caused by mad Jason Voorhees
It makes me gawk, I'm sorry
Since you... turned this on...
The popcorn butter
Is dripping from our covers
Whoa...
Groooooss... goooooore... guuuuuunk...
Soooooo... Nasty!

Whoooooaaaaa....

Watched... Insane criminals swing
Ice picks... That sink deep into skin
Killer critters made of snow
Want to squish some weak human bones

Freddy's glove...
Turns those kids into ground beef
Some vampire's unbound teeth
Make this... Netflix night so rough
My date's much stronger
Since she excels with monsters
Whoooooooaaaaaaaa.......
Looooves... grooooss... guuuuunk...
Stiiiiinks... liiiiiike... skuuuuunks...
Miiiiight... blooooow... chuuuuunks...