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Song Parodies -> "Don't Vote For Trump"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Take The Girl"

Original Performer:

Tim McGraw

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Vote For Trump"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Sorry, but I had to. It's not that Donald Trump is better than me. Everyone likes him better.
William Clinton was one of the presidents,
From 1993.
Mr. Trump came walking to him,
With his wife Hillary.

Hillary Clinton laughed,
Trump said, "don't you think I'm cool?
I have been such a big fan, when
I have just went to school."

Then Clinton said, "Vote Ronald Reagan,
Vote Richard Nixon,
Vote for Hillary.
There's lots of people that are poor there,
You should go and see.
If they choose yes, then they jump...
But, pleeeeeeeeeeeease, don't vote for Trump.

Same old voters, same presidents,
As they're growing old,
Barack Obama came 44th,
They never said he was told.
George, he came and said to him,
"I'm so glad you won.
So if you rule this whole world and the
school, then God will make you one."

Obama said, "We can make this world much better,
With a happy heart.
Yes, we can make this happen, if we
Don't give it a bad start.
People, stop being grumps.
Just pleeeeeeeeeeeease don't vote for Trump."

Same old politics, same election,
As they got so old.
They're gonna vote for Donald Trump
And he's gonna rule the world.
George Bush said, "I hope they don't.
I just don't want him here."
Only one thing to do is call,
Joey Henson here, and then he said,

"Vote for Joey, make him funny.
Make him draw some cartoons.
I'll gladly accept D and Matthews' if you,
Make this a good time too.
You say yes, and I'll jump.
Just pleeeeeeeeeeeease, don't vote for Trump."

William Clinton was one of the presidents,
From 1993...
And to top it all off, everyone thinks Trump is funny.
Joey and I don't want him to be funny! Why?
(C) Joey Henson Studios

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 2

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Berkeley Breathed - February 04, 2019 - Report this comment
You don't want him to be funny? Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!
Darius Whitehead - February 04, 2019 - Report this comment
Good one, bruh. ;)

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