(Jim)
When we're just some kids looking for our true ambition
Our daddy said, "Now boys, you're full of imagination
Though you could be artists or perhaps two musketeers
My boys, is this a challenging career?"

Yo ho ho
You'll hit the dancing floor
And you'll keep your song and words sound
By pacing lines indoors
True lyrics and comedy are what we can't live without
And when you're a parody author
That's what your song's about

(Tim)
Outtaway guys, this is my only number!
Now take us Brady Twins, some authors all despise us
But to Dumb A** Kid we're heroes and he idolize us
It's how you look at parod-eers that makes them bad or good
But I see us as members of a funny brotherhood

Ho ho ho
We're humorous men
And after we lose our tempers we will always be your friends
But sometimes there may be someone you have to rant
But when you're a parody author

(Jim)
You don't have to wear your pants! ...What?

(Stephen King)
I'm glad I'm an author coz I like writing scary stuff!
(Lemony Snicket)
I wrote unhappy things but I'm just not so tough
(J. K. Rowling)
I'm already in fantasy cause I've always loved Harry Potter
(J. R. Tolkien)
And me... Aragorn didn't surrender

(Tim)
Some say that authors steal and should be loved or hated
I say we're victims of bad votes and so exaggerated
We'd never scowl behind the back, we'd never sneer or cheat
We're just about the funny guys you'd ever want to meet

Oh ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll laugh and laugh alike with you and love you like we're your hons
We're gentlemen of humor and that's what we're proud to be
And when you're a parody author
You'll be funny, cute and free
That end so happily
You'll be happy and fair with fiery hair
And most importantly

(All)
When you're a parody author
You're always in the best of company